♥ Little Britain & MadTV

What Kirti and I have been laughing about these few weeks.

 

LOL x6.02×10^23.

Best author ever.

Approximately about 6 months ago, I wrote a letter to a person who I have always been raving about, Gaelen Foley.

This is what I wrote to her:

Greetings! I’m from Singapore and am an ardent fan of your books! I hope that you’re well and I really want to say a big thank you to you, for you have reignited my passion for reading. Do continue to write more trilogies and please write faster – I can’t wait to read your next book (: 

I know I’m crazy to send her a letter. It was so stupid of me to think that a New York Times Bestselling Author living somewhere in America would actually give two-hoots about some random fan in Singapore.

After waiting an eternity for her reply, I gave up hope. I thought the mail was lost somewhere and she would never read the fan snail mail I sent to her.

Alas! She proved me wrong. She replied. I swear, Gaelen Foley is MAJOR.

Hehe and not only did she reply me, she actually enclosed a few of her bookplate stickers of her AUTOGRAPH (OMG) but too bad she only gave me 6 so now I’m fretting over which book should I paste the stickers on!

I’m so happy to know that she had actually read my mail.

I swear she is damn nice.

I realized Americans are much nicer than Singaporeans. No matter how busy Gaelen Foley is, she took the liberty to reply my snail mail and even gave me a few of her autographs (OMG). Singaporeans just suck. They have no semblance of courtesy and altruism at all. Most of the time whenever I take the MRT to school, the poor people (like me) standing near the door get squished so miserably when the middle actually have enough space for 20 more people. Every time in the morning people would actually “queue up” to take the empty train. Don’t they ever realize they are blocking others from entering and leaving?! Argh. I was late for school a couple of times because of all this bullshit. Plus whenever I send an email to someone (for important and urgent issues like PW), they either don’t reply or they give a random lame excuse just to get you off their backs. 

See the vast difference between us and Americans? Shit. Now I wish I was born an American. ):

Why I love school

The reason why I love school is because of several people. Namely:

- Girls in 1T17
- KeeHao
- Joel

Not saying I don’t like the rest of the people in class. It’s just that some people are not as close as they are to me or some people are just people whom I really dislike.

Hey after so long, nobody seems to have scanned the T17 class photos because I can’t find it anywhere on the Internet!

Argh. I shall be honoured to do so then.

I think I look quite horrid in these photos. Never mind. We will be taking another nicer one with the same exact number of people and faces next year. Together as a class again. Together as 2T17 ‘10.

Anyway, I distinctly remembered myself promising Huiyi to blog about her “recent” drawing of a picture of me. However due to certain foreseen circumstances like me being too lazy to blog, it was delayed till now. I think she drew the picture before promos started or was it somewhere during promos? I can’t remember but it doesn’t really matter now.

Though I hate to admit, her rendition of me is friggin’ awesome.

What more can I ask for? Big boobs, albeit saggy..

Thanks auntie! I still love this picture even though its portrayal of me is so absurd.

MT paper yesterday was an absolute disaster.

I did study for MT. I studied 2 chapters: 孩子，我为什么打你 and  最后的牛车水 but not 这里真安静 because I didn’t understand a single word of it. To my dismay, “Here very quiet” (sorry was too lazy to convert to chinese) came out and I died on the spot. While Mr Tan was teaching this chapter I was sleeping in class. I guess I have naught to blame when I get my results back next year.

There was a question on what the author was referring to when he talked about something. Of all the answers I could have written in this world, I chose to write the most atrocious one: The author was referring to BIRDS.

Now whenever I hear birds chirping, I feel like asking them to shut up because it’s exactly why birds chirp that I wrote my answer as birds.

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What some people have been writing about PW on the Internet..

PW – Pointless Work
PI – Pointless Ideas
WR – Writing Rubbish
EOM- Make us EMO
I&R- Insane and Retarded
OP- Oppurtunity for Pretension

This is so true. Doing PI is pointless because my project has got nothing to do with the PI that I’ve done, our WR is rubbish as compared to others, there really was a period when EOM made me EMO, I&R is really insane and retarded because we’re supposed to write about our project’s shortcomings and I did lie for some parts in OP..

Sad. I should have done conservation for my project. Conserve all JC1 students’ sanity cos of PW. (hahaha found this somewhere on the net too)